Shadow Ridge seems to have a message of the day that comes in on the suite phone, but yesterday's was the best.
"You have other mail?" the voice mail said. "Press zero for more information."
I did, and was connected to good old AYS, "At Your Service."
"Yes sir, we were pleased to honor the do not disturb sign on your door."
"Ok, but I did not have one there"
"Are you sure?"
"Actually, I am not sure I have been able to find one of those signs here at all." I said nicely.
"Oh, is there anything else I can do for you?"
OK, call me crazy but why would I need to know they did not disturb me if they distrubed me?