If you have not seen the SNL skit of October 14, 2017 done by SNL, it involved a check at a hypothetical Marriott hotel. They use an exterior shot of the Hotel Del Coronado, In Coronado, CA, which I do not believe is a Marriott affiliated property, but the check in scene is reminiscent of many I have experienced.
When they get to the "you need to wait for 4 hours to get access to your room as it needs to be cleaned," I can truly relate, as I have heard this exact phrase many times when checking in!
You can find the skit on you tube if you are so included. I avoid putting a link here as it may be copyrighted and I don't want to cause anyone any issues.
For Marriott Insiders, I suspect the skit will bring a smile as it did for me.