I usually don't spout off when I get angry. Time for an exception.
Dear Marriott Insiders. Talk to your boss. I just got a robo-call from Marriott on my cell phone. It's on the no call list and I've never given you permission to call me. Do it again and you lose a Lifetime Platinum customer.
I didn't buy a phone in order to provide you with a marketing platform. STOP IT!