For the first time (and only tomorrow, April 15th) you can be among the first in your neighborhood to buy a pair of Google Glasses (prototype version) and become an "Explorer," wait a minute: wasn't that what I was in Boy Scouts?
At only $1500 dollars (plus your sales tax) you'll be able to emulate Superman's x-ray vision (use that carefully old friends).
Associate: "Welcome sir. Are you checking in?)
Me: "Yes and I see that your rooms control people have allocated me the Presidential Suite."
Associate: "Sir, if I may ask, how do you know that?"
Me: tapping the ear bud. "Call it intuition or just plain extra sensory perception. You will also note that I am to get free valet parking and a full breakfast delivered to my suite daily."
Associate: "I see that in your record sir, but how?"
Me" "I see clearly, that's how. And I am an official Google Glass wearer."
Associate: speaking into the intercom. "Security, please come to reception."
And so it goes.