The new one (banded) next to a US Quarter, and an older one that I have been hoarding for some time.
No shoes were harmed or polished in the making of this photograph.
Everyone knows that it's not the size of the Mitt that matters…………..
Most baseball catchers would disagree, but like the... (oh never mind, why tempt the censors if you don't have to?)
PS when I unrolled the shoe mitt I found a tiny colony of former Insiders living there! Will wonders never cease. I also noted that mitt is the perfect size for one our of daughter's dolls she played with as a child. I was working on a limerick for this, but at the moment I can't buff one up!!
There once was a shoe mitt from Marriott
Whose uses exceeded the need to carry it
Alas, one day I discovered it had shrunk
All of which put me in a deep funk
But now I walk with my shoes dirty and worn
But for this I give Marriott no scorn
It's just the wave of the future I guess
I'll have to adjust and repress
The feel of angst over this
The need to be concise and not remiss
To say that a big mitt is for catchers, not guests.
And you can full in the rest.
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