OK, I'm being facetious.
Just saw this in my Insiders PM's (from May, no less. Shows how much I expect people to talk to me):
I am joy benson good looking girl i am humble and cool
above all i am loving and caring i have gone through your profile :on this site
treuly it is quite intresting to me i will like to have a good relationship
with you so kindly get incontact with me through this address (email@example.com)
so that i can tell you more about myself and also give you my picture hope to hear from you soon favuor
please reply in my private box(firstname.lastname@example.org)"
One has to wonder: does anyone actually fall for this nonsense? Even us Forever Alone/PFZ (Permanently Friend Zoned) folks generally know better, so I'm thinking that this should be a test. If you respond, you're immediately sterilized, and your voting rights are revoked. It would solve a ton of problems, if you ask me.