- An upgrade to a suite with no groveling
- Recognition of Platinum Lifetime Status, real recognition. (Ring kissing optional)
- A newspaper - the one in the profile - at the door of the room every day.
- Housekeeping making sure everything is in place and clean
- Breakfast at every hotel, on the house
- A Concierge Lounge that is well stocked and staffed. And not full of stealth entrants.
- Calls to the Front Desk actually answered right away.
- Check out with a smile.
Is this a dream? Can it ever be so?